One fine day in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight,
back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
One was blind and the other couldn't see,
so they chose a dummy for referee,
a blind went to see the fair play,
a dumb man went to shout "hooray".
A paralysed donkey passing by kicked blind man in the eye,
knocked him trough a nine inch wall,
into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
A deaf police man heard the noise,
and came to arrest the two dead boys,
if you don`t believe my story, it's true asked the blind man he saw it too!